Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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