So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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