i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
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Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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