I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
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The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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