They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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