id be glad to
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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