this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
The feeling are messing with the penis
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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