we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
