"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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