That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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