Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Randomize
