David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
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He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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