Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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