I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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