so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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