so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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