I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
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Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
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Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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