god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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