I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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