hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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