drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
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I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I love you. Go after that dick
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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