Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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