Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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