suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
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I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
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