I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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