I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
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But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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