Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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