oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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