And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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