I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
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i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
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Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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