Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(440): View more from Ohio

We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!

(1-440): View more from Ohio

I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!

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(862): View more from New Jersey

i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge

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(307): View more from Wyoming

i wish you could fill a pinata with booze

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?

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(319): View more from Iowa

I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy

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(773): View more from Illinois

Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?

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