after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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