shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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