so that wasnt chicken after all
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I need moral support for this bender
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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