He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Randomize