Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
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she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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