Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
