so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
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She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
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I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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