Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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