So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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