Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
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i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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