I want to have your abortion
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
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I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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