3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh