HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.