Don't you send me to vm
Say something about gay babies.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
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