I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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