I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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