thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Randomize
