theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
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So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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