this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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