Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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