Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
How external is "for external use only"?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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