dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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