She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
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I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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