she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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