imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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