Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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