I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
